Table of Contents

Restaurant
The Groundhog that Didn't Know He Was a Man
Cops & Bodybuilders
Glacier
Yak on a Hot Tin Roof
Digging for Adults
Before the Board of Directors
Deer in the City
Community
The Impulsive Man
The Voiceover Man
Professor Dyspeptical's Parrot
Pityriasis Park
My Barbarian
When a Man Walks into a Room
Elephant Invasion
Ten Flâneurs
The Ostensibly Immortal Piece of Bread
Stranger on the Loose
Shriek
Evolution and Its Vicissitudes
Disney Reanimated
" Fie," Said Her Knight in Shining Armor
On Filmnoirmaking
The Back of the Man's Hand
A Barber's Tale
Avalanche of My Self
Igsnay Bürdd the Animal Trainer