BLANKETY BLANK: A MEMOIR OF VULGARIA

Table of Contents

One The Silo
Two Neighbors & Pain
Three Costume Party
Four BMW Futique
Five “Goodbye,” said Mr. Van Trout
Six Contemporary Juwes
Seven Sausage Party
Eight All Events Take Place in Realtime
Nine Cause & Effekt
Ten Blankety Blank
Eleven Adulteration
Twelve A Short History of Grand Rapids, Chapter 1
Thirteen Purple Party
Fourteen Ode to Joy